And it whooshes all the time. You can't do anything without it whooshing around. It's like if Wotsits made an operating system.David wrote:i've just got a new laptop.
the laptop is really good, but vista is really dissapointing. just xp, but with curves and transparent bits.
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same.teamescape wrote:Genius. I'm clearly reusing that description at every opportunity, all the while claiming it as my own.And it whooshes all the time. You can't do anything without it whooshing around. It's like if Wotsits made an operating system.
i am also claiming this gem from b3ta as my own:

DanIrelle wrote:LAWLZ DAVID eek
Heya... is the extra pooing not normal for you? Like is it much more than usual? Any blood? Cramps? Farting? (seriously...)
Do you think its food poisoning/gastroenteritis? Is it a sudden change or been like that for a while?
Also....are you more stressed etc? Because quite a lot of people get Irritible Bowel Syndrome...well more than people think. I get it too and it sucks...
Anyways, if you get some kinda Aloe Vera Colon Cleanse stuff from Holland and Barratts, they are natural remedy things that you take before bed, it may help within a couple of days... You can get it in liquid form but that tastes nasty.
I find that my "pootime" is sacred and an important opportunity to read the paper, thus diarhoea and can be crippling etc etc.

Thats what i have started using...
Fun topic!
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Do you think its food poisoning/gastroenteritis? Is it a sudden change or been like that for a while?
Also....are you more stressed etc? Because quite a lot of people get Irritible Bowel Syndrome...well more than people think. I get it too and it sucks...
Anyways, if you get some kinda Aloe Vera Colon Cleanse stuff from Holland and Barratts, they are natural remedy things that you take before bed, it may help within a couple of days... You can get it in liquid form but that tastes nasty.
I find that my "pootime" is sacred and an important opportunity to read the paper, thus diarhoea and can be crippling etc etc.

Thats what i have started using...
Fun topic!
xxx
you been sick recently? last weekend i had 'winter sickness virus' apparently. it consisted of me puking up at least once an hour for about 8 hours, and then having the runs for about 2 days. nice.Aprils wrote:tally for yesterday was 10 i think. Im not well
I cant remember what solid poos look like
HELP ME
PLEASE
ARGHhHGHGHHGggg
make sure you don't get dehydrated - you can get some solution stuff from boots that replaces the lost minerals, salts etc etc that you lose.
DanIrelle wrote:LAWLZ DAVID eek
Went to an Alan Partridge themed Sports Casual party on Sunday, it was named 'Sunday, Bloody Sunday' and it was probably better than your Sunday.
After I left apparently it all went a bit to pot, someone locked the bathroom door from the inside and climbed out the window so no one could get in. The carpet was fucked and they spent all of yesterday scrubbing it, only to have to throw the rugs away. Someone was sick in a bag and a load of neighbours complained about the loud music because it was turned up so they could hear it in the garden.
I have seen worse than this but I'm feeling quite smug I left when I did. There's not much worse when you're drunk (apart from yakking your guts up) than a full bladder and an unavailable lavvy.
"Needless to say I had the last laugh."
ZZZING
After I left apparently it all went a bit to pot, someone locked the bathroom door from the inside and climbed out the window so no one could get in. The carpet was fucked and they spent all of yesterday scrubbing it, only to have to throw the rugs away. Someone was sick in a bag and a load of neighbours complained about the loud music because it was turned up so they could hear it in the garden.
I have seen worse than this but I'm feeling quite smug I left when I did. There's not much worse when you're drunk (apart from yakking your guts up) than a full bladder and an unavailable lavvy.
"Needless to say I had the last laugh."
ZZZING
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I was trying to remember which drinks made up a ladyboy, then I thought there's really only one place to look:MillionDeadMartian wrote:on sunday i went to what must be the cheapest place for drinks ever.
round of drinks for 10 people, just over £5.
i also had an Alan Partridge ladyboy which cost £2 something.
werid combination of drinks, but surprisingly not that disgusting.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladyboy_%28Drinks%29
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