The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread

Nick · Post by **Nick** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:53 am

David wrote:i've just got a new laptop.

the laptop is really good, but vista is really dissapointing. just xp, but with curves and transparent bits.

And it whooshes all the time. You can't do anything without it whooshing around. It's like if Wotsits made an operating system.

teamescape · Post by **teamescape** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:01 pm

And it whooshes all the time. You can't do anything without it whooshing around. It's like if Wotsits made an operating system.

Genius. I'm clearly reusing that description at every opportunity, all the while claiming it as my own.

David · Post by **David** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:09 pm

teamescape wrote:
And it whooshes all the time. You can't do anything without it whooshing around. It's like if Wotsits made an operating system.
Genius. I'm clearly reusing that description at every opportunity, all the while claiming it as my own.

same.

i am also claiming this gem from b3ta as my own:

Aprils · Post by **Aprils** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:39 pm

ive pooed six times this morning.

Blair · Post by **Blair** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 5:42 pm

Aprils wrote:ive pooed six times this morning.

wow thats more than my AWT (average week total)

Aprils · Post by **Aprils** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:37 am

tally for yesterday was 10 i think. Im not well

I cant remember what solid poos look like

HELP ME

PLEASE

ARGHhHGHGHHGggg

TDAG · Post by **TDAG** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:50 am

Heya... is the extra pooing not normal for you? Like is it much more than usual? Any blood? Cramps? Farting? (seriously...)

Do you think its food poisoning/gastroenteritis? Is it a sudden change or been like that for a while?

Also....are you more stressed etc? Because quite a lot of people get Irritible Bowel Syndrome...well more than people think. I get it too and it sucks...

Anyways, if you get some kinda Aloe Vera Colon Cleanse stuff from Holland and Barratts, they are natural remedy things that you take before bed, it may help within a couple of days... You can get it in liquid form but that tastes nasty.

I find that my "pootime" is sacred and an important opportunity to read the paper, thus diarhoea and can be crippling etc etc.

Thats what i have started using...

Fun topic!

xxx

David · Post by **David** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:04 am

Aprils wrote:tally for yesterday was 10 i think. Im not well

I cant remember what solid poos look like

HELP ME

PLEASE

ARGHhHGHGHHGggg

you been sick recently? last weekend i had 'winter sickness virus' apparently. it consisted of me puking up at least once an hour for about 8 hours, and then having the runs for about 2 days. nice.

make sure you don't get dehydrated - you can get some solution stuff from boots that replaces the lost minerals, salts etc etc that you lose.

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:46 pm

Aprils wrote:ive pooed six times this morning.

Aw poor jew!
I was in Sainsbury's yesterday and they have a special kosher section for passover, I thought of you....

Aprils · Post by **Aprils** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:08 pm

And what a happy passover it is too.

Pony Up! · Post by **Pony Up!** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:21 pm

Aprils wrote:And what a happy passover it is too.

YOU COMIN OUT TONIGHT DEN

Blair · Post by **Blair** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 12:59 am

scroobius pip is my new hero.

i know that song has been out and about for a wee while now and they seem to be gathering quite a fanbase, but all trend following aside - he's amazing.

thats all.

Ellie · Post by **Ellie** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 12:14 pm

Went to an Alan Partridge themed Sports Casual party on Sunday, it was named 'Sunday, Bloody Sunday' and it was probably better than your Sunday.
After I left apparently it all went a bit to pot, someone locked the bathroom door from the inside and climbed out the window so no one could get in. The carpet was fucked and they spent all of yesterday scrubbing it, only to have to throw the rugs away. Someone was sick in a bag and a load of neighbours complained about the loud music because it was turned up so they could hear it in the garden.
I have seen worse than this but I'm feeling quite smug I left when I did. There's not much worse when you're drunk (apart from yakking your guts up) than a full bladder and an unavailable lavvy.
"Needless to say I had the last laugh."

ZZZING

MillionDeadMartian · Post by **MillionDeadMartian** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 2:23 pm

on sunday i went to what must be the cheapest place for drinks ever.
round of drinks for 10 people, just over £5.
i also had an Alan Partridge ladyboy which cost £2 something.
werid combination of drinks, but surprisingly not that disgusting.

skhmmi · Post by **skhmmi** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:08 pm

MillionDeadMartian wrote:on sunday i went to what must be the cheapest place for drinks ever.
round of drinks for 10 people, just over £5.
i also had an Alan Partridge ladyboy which cost £2 something.
werid combination of drinks, but surprisingly not that disgusting.

I was trying to remember which drinks made up a ladyboy, then I thought there's really only one place to look:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladyboy_%28Drinks%29

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