The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread

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Evan

Post by Evan » Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:42 am

That boy has some neck! :D

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Post by Nick » Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:59 am

The other day, I was walking home, minding my own business, when some drunk girl said:

"You're well indie, you are. Do you go to Stealth?"

So I replied: "Never in my life."

Her: "Well you should."

Me: "Okay."

And with that, she was in a taxi, and gone.




So - Nick Oakden: "well indie?"
thepriceofreality wrote:i have absolutely no idea who nick oakden is unfortunately, sorry.

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Post by Fezbob » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:32 pm

An intoxicated woman on the bus yesterday asked me to open my mouth in order for her to urinate into it, sadly I had to decline the offer. :?

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Post by David » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:54 pm

a drunk bloke once shouted at me

"oi, darth vader, you've got cum on your face".

and a woman on the tube the other day asked me if she could listen to my headphones. i was listening to million dead, and she said that they were very like bands that she has heard from holland. i think she was slightly mad.
DanIrelle wrote:LAWLZ DAVID eek

Evan

Post by Evan » Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:10 pm

A drunk m an accused me of stabbing his mother once. In Leeds. Nice place, Leeds.

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Post by Sonofjellison » Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:33 pm

Evan wrote:A drunk m an accused me of stabbing his mother once. In Leeds. Nice place, Leeds.
"Leeds is fit" apparently. And "Everyone says Ta"
I guess people don't have manners in the south. Or good looks :)

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Post by Fezbob » Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:38 pm

how's the carrot for a penis thing going?

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Post by Sonofjellison » Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:48 pm

It's alright. I'm getting some so I guess it worked. How's Bucky O Hare going?

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Post by MillionDeadMartian » Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:49 pm

last night i got asked by a chav if i had change for 10p.
i said no.
and then he started shouting at me because i didn't...some people.

Evan

Post by Evan » Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:51 pm

It's like people who ask you for cigarettes and then try and fight you when you say no. What the fuck? I had some little cunt try that the other day. What can you do apart from laugh?

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Post by MillionDeadMartian » Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:56 pm

yeah, i did really want to know why he wanted change for 10p though.
i also got charged for 2 single tickets on the bus, when i specifically asked for a return. when i argued with the guy he said he couldnt do anything about it and he was late as it was. his fault for being late and not listening to what i said.

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Post by Fezbob » Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:04 pm

Sonofjellison wrote:It's alright. I'm getting some so I guess it worked. How's Bucky O Hare going?
Bucky O Hare's going good, he helps me score with da ladeeeez when I'm down da pub with da boyz.

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Post by Sonofjellison » Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:06 pm

Brap brap blood.
Safe.

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Post by David » Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:30 pm

i've just got a new laptop.

the laptop is really good, but vista is really dissapointing. just xp, but with curves and transparent bits.
DanIrelle wrote:LAWLZ DAVID eek

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Post by Bob » Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:40 am

ALRIGHT M8 EVAN HERE

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