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Off-times

Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 3:20 am
by grayrace
Your on tour, no suprise, but it is an off day. Say you've been in town for most of the day and had a chance to go out and explore some already. You're back in the bus. It's 5:00 PM too early for dinner. You've done some 'work' already and aren't in the mood to write, practice, learn, or play music. There aren't any 'engagments' for a few hours. You found that rare moment in life and have time to kill...

What do you do?

Re: Off-times

Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:38 am
by Blonde
He knits. He is currently in the middle of knitting a full tour, complete with knitted band, crew, instruments and stage set.

Re: Off-times

Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:54 am
by Evan

Re: Off-times

Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 10:52 am
by frank
I read, if I have time. Not entirely sure why "work" is in quotes there. Working through emails / accounts / admin / planning isn't exactly casual.

Re: Off-times

Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 11:31 am
by Evan
frank wrote:I read, if I have time.
Lies. Everyone knows you are illiterate.

frank wrote:Not entirely sure why "work" is in quotes there. Working through emails / accounts / admin / planning isn't exactly casual.
Because sitting in your golden throne on your private jet (yeah, I heard) while shouting instructions at your minions doesn't seem like work to most people. We all know the hardest thing you do every day is pick which one of them is going to clean your bottom for you.

Re: Off-times

Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 1:41 pm
by Blonde
He grabs a cape and a mask, puts his pants on over his jeans and pretends to be Batman. One day he is hoping to persuade Matt to be Robin.
Evan wrote:We all know the hardest thing you do every day is pick which one of them is going to clean your bottom for you.
When is it your turn? Just so I can avoid you that day.

Re: Off-times

Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 1:50 pm
by Evan
Blonde wrote:He grabs a cape and a mask, puts his pants on over his jeans and pretends to be Batman. One day he is hoping to persuade Matt to be Robin.
Evan wrote:We all know the hardest thing you do every day is pick which one of them is going to clean your bottom for you.
When is it your turn? Just so I can avoid you that day.
I was fired. "Too many cling-ons and a lack of required intestinal fortitude" or something. Best job I ever had.

(It's all included my tell-all book, which is out in September)

Re: Off-times

Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 3:15 pm
by Helium
Evan wrote:
(It's all included my tell-all book, which is out in September)
2 questions:
1. Will you be publishing your book under your full name Evan Cotter London?
2. Who will be writing the blurb at the beginning?

Re: Off-times

Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 3:38 pm
by Evan
Helium wrote:
Evan wrote:
(It's all included my tell-all book, which is out in September)
2 questions:
1. Will you be publishing your book under your full name Evan Cotter London?
2. Who will be writing the blurb at the beginning?

1. No.
2. Pete will be doing the blurb, although the review quote on the cover will be from Frank: "I have never met this person, and this is nothing but lies".

Re: Off-times

Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 4:06 pm
by sarahg
I would by it....Will there be pictures too?

Re: Off-times

Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 4:21 pm
by Evan
sarahg wrote:I would by it....Will there be pictures too?

You wouldn't be allowed to BUY it if that is how you spell.

Re: Off-times

Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 5:02 pm
by valderie
Evan wrote: (It's all included my tell-all book, which is out in September)
please do a world wide book signing tour so i can avoid you when you come to new york

Re: Off-times

Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 5:07 pm
by Evan
valderie wrote:
Evan wrote: (It's all included my tell-all book, which is out in September)
please do a world wide book signing tour so i can avoid you when you come to new york
That's so mean. I can't believe you would say that to me.

I am going to go and have a little cry now.

Re: Off-times

Posted: Thu Feb 20, 2014 5:36 pm
by sarahg
Evan wrote:
sarahg wrote:I would by it....Will there be pictures too?

You wouldn't be allowed to BUY it if that is how you spell.
Hmmm fair point. Clearly why I require pictures!

Re: Off-times

Posted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 12:20 am
by newmy
Helium wrote:
Evan wrote:
(It's all included my tell-all book, which is out in September)
2 questions:
1. Will you be publishing your book under your full name Evan Cotter London?
2. Who will be writing the blurb at the beginning?
1 further question
1. When we all buy it, we all know you'll "be minted". What will you do with the cash?