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Post by Watergirl » Sat Oct 11, 2014 9:54 am

Looks like the long awaited book now has a title and a release date!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Road-Beneat ... +pre+order
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Post by marowak » Sat Oct 11, 2014 12:59 pm

that is a long way off ... i wonder if we can get a sneak preview of one of the pages on here before then.
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Post by sarahg » Sat Oct 11, 2014 4:44 pm

I will find this hard to wait for...lacking in patience! A sneaky look would be terrific though!

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Re: Book

Post by eleanordc » Sun Oct 12, 2014 12:00 am

Watergirl wrote:Looks like the long awaited book now has a title and a release date!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Road-Beneat ... +pre+order
Fantastic news and thanks for the heads up. I'll be keeping an eye out for U.S release,assuming there will be one.

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Post by Tomasz » Sun Oct 12, 2014 12:15 pm

Yay! Pre ordered.
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Post by darlenet. » Sun Oct 12, 2014 2:11 pm

eleanordc wrote:I'll be keeping an eye out for U.S release,assuming there will be one.
Oh, I hope so! If Frank writes books as open and honestly as he writes songs, this is going to be so interesting!
shows? 90 so far...

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Re: Book

Post by eleanordc » Mon Oct 13, 2014 3:07 pm

darlenet. wrote:
eleanordc wrote:I'll be keeping an eye out for U.S release,assuming there will be one.
Oh, I hope so! If Frank writes books as open and honestly as he writes songs, this is going to be so interesting!
I agree it'll be a great read. I'll definitely order a copy even if it's a U.K only release but find that scenario hard to imagine! Right now it's not on the U.S Amazon site to pre order but hopefully that will change in the future.

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Re: Book

Post by Evan » Mon Oct 13, 2014 3:37 pm

eleanordc wrote:
darlenet. wrote:
eleanordc wrote:I'll be keeping an eye out for U.S release,assuming there will be one.
Oh, I hope so! If Frank writes books as open and honestly as he writes songs, this is going to be so interesting!
I agree it'll be a great read. I'll definitely order a copy even if it's a U.K only release but find that scenario hard to imagine! Right now it's not on the U.S Amazon site to pre order but hopefully that will change in the future.

It might be terrible. What if it's all like "Played a gig tonight. I was brilliant. On a scale of 1-10 I would definitely have scored a 14. Afterward I signed some boobs. They were a 7. To celebrate I had a bacon sandwich WITH CHEESE. No fucking expense spared for this colossus of man. Tonight I will wear my crown to bed." There might be an entire chapter just about his hair. And one about the perils of unreachable itches while performing.
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Post by darlenet. » Mon Oct 13, 2014 3:44 pm

Evan wrote:It might be terrible. What if it's all like "Played a gig tonight. I was brilliant. On a scale of 1-10 I would definitely have scored a 14. Afterward I signed some boobs. They were a 7. To celebrate I had a bacon sandwich WITH CHEESE. No fucking expense spared for this colossus of man. Tonight I will wear my crown to bed." There might be an entire chapter just about his hair. And one about the perils of unreachable itches while performing.
I was hoping for something along the lines of Gene Simmons' "Kiss and Make-up".
shows? 90 so far...

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Re: Book

Post by Evan » Mon Oct 13, 2014 3:47 pm

darlenet. wrote:
Evan wrote:It might be terrible. What if it's all like "Played a gig tonight. I was brilliant. On a scale of 1-10 I would definitely have scored a 14. Afterward I signed some boobs. They were a 7. To celebrate I had a bacon sandwich WITH CHEESE. No fucking expense spared for this colossus of man. Tonight I will wear my crown to bed." There might be an entire chapter just about his hair. And one about the perils of unreachable itches while performing.
I was hoping for something along the lines of Gene Simmons' "Kiss and Make-up".

Haven't read it, but I know Turner and he loves bacon.
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Post by Helium » Tue Oct 14, 2014 3:13 am

Evan wrote: It might be terrible. What if it's all like "Played a gig tonight. I was brilliant. On a scale of 1-10 I would definitely have scored a 14. Afterward I signed some boobs. They were a 7. To celebrate I had a bacon sandwich WITH CHEESE. No fucking expense spared for this colossus of man. Tonight I will wear my crown to bed." There might be an entire chapter just about his hair. And one about the perils of unreachable itches while performing.
Well, now at least we know what Evan's tell-all book about Frank will be like...
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Re: Book

Post by eleanordc » Tue Oct 14, 2014 3:30 am

Evan wrote:
darlenet. wrote:
Evan wrote:It might be terrible. What if it's all like "Played a gig tonight. I was brilliant. On a scale of 1-10 I would definitely have scored a 14. Afterward I signed some boobs. They were a 7. To celebrate I had a bacon sandwich WITH CHEESE. No fucking expense spared for this colossus of man. Tonight I will wear my crown to bed." There might be an entire chapter just about his hair. And one about the perils of unreachable itches while performing.
I was hoping for something along the lines of Gene Simmons' "Kiss and Make-up".

Haven't read it, but I know Turner and he loves bacon.
Oh, I just assumed Frank has a scratcher of unreachable itches written in his tour rider. Thanks for clearing that up!

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Re: Book

Post by blastman » Tue Oct 14, 2014 4:57 pm

Where can I pre-order Evan's book?

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Re: Book

Post by Evan » Tue Oct 14, 2014 9:10 pm

blastman wrote:Where can I pre-order Evan's book?

Maybe I should Kickstarter it? Offer people the opportunity to be woven into the fictitious tales that I will brazenly to pass off as truth. Like the time Frank developed an addiction to cola bottles. There was an intervention headed up by his sister, following a restraining order placed on him by his local news agent. He had to move and everything.

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Re: Book

Post by Evan » Tue Oct 14, 2014 9:12 pm

Oh, by the way, I do genuinely think this book he is writing will be excellent. But, you know, he's never written a book before so let's not give him the Booker Prize just yet.
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