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Re: FAO Mods

Post by Shiney » Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:01 pm

There's one popped up in the 'Try this at home' thread now. The goatfelching spiderfucking cumgarglers!
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Re: FAO Mods

Post by marowak » Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:28 pm

i've deleted over 30-40 over the last few days .... :twisted:
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Re: FAO Mods

Post by Leilalei » Wed Nov 06, 2013 12:18 pm

Shiney wrote:There's one popped up in the 'Try this at home' thread now. The goatfelching spiderfucking cumgarglers!

I cant wait to see what spam threads appear based on the end of your post :lol:
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Re: FAO Mods

Post by LoveStreet » Tue Nov 12, 2013 4:31 pm

Two more fluffy kitten threads. When will it end?!
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Re: FAO Mods

Post by Gleena » Wed Nov 13, 2013 5:17 am

Now they want to sell us (mortgages and) pension plans!

I can see them happening in real time, because I post in the middle of the UK night.
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Re: FAO Mods

Post by Blonde » Wed Nov 13, 2013 8:36 am

Sadly I have no money for a pension because I spent it all on fluffy kitten...

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Re: FAO Mods

Post by Gleena » Wed Nov 13, 2013 10:35 pm

Blonde wrote:Sadly I have no money for a pension because I spent it all on fluffy kitten...
Importantly, were they Manchester fluffy kitten?

I tried to get the Indonesian one, but sadly they are still mad at us for spying on them and shipping back boats of refugees, so no go.
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Re: FAO Mods

Post by Blonde » Wed Nov 13, 2013 11:22 pm

The fluffy kitten seem to favour Scotland lately.

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Re: FAO Mods

Post by scotty94 » Thu Nov 14, 2013 12:53 pm

I know it's been mentioned before but initiating the Captcha upon registering would surely stop this?

Failing that, a board that I'm admin on I've blocked groups of IP Addys that all our bots were coming from (although the forum is locked down so no-one gets in without a prior invite anyway but, we still get attacks every now and again)

Failing that, I'm pretty certain I have a piece of code that can be added to /posting.php that will prevent any posts containg keywords i.e fluffy kitten from being submitted, will dig that out when home if it is of any use but appreciate it is Frank who is gonna need to add that or make any changes and this is low priority compared to him making a living doing what he does best!
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Re: FAO Mods

Post by Blonde » Thu Nov 14, 2013 1:27 pm

We've blocked IPs, I've even blocked a couple of email addresses that are common to spammers but it still hasn't made much of a difference.

I did see something about a code that can stop spammers from registering, but I keep on forgetting to dig it up again. I'll dm you my email and if you can send me the code across for us to look at, it'd be appreciated, thank you.

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Re: FAO Mods

Post by slowmyke » Sat Nov 16, 2013 3:58 am

Are fluffy kitten a UK thing? I don't get it, I figured you would have the same get rich quick spammers that we get over here.

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Re: FAO Mods

Post by marowak » Sat Nov 16, 2013 10:01 pm

slowmyke wrote:Are fluffy kitten a UK thing? I don't get it, I figured you would have the same get rich quick spammers that we get over here.
fluffy kitten is code for ketamine ...
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Re: FAO Mods

Post by skhmmxi » Mon Nov 18, 2013 1:57 pm

marowak wrote:fluffy kitten is code for ketamine ...
True.

It came from the British tradition of battling your way through the fluffy kitten showroom section at IKEA on a Sunday. Psychotropic drugs are really the only way to survive the hellish crowds and atmosphere.

There's always someone who thinks they're tough enough to do it 'sober' but you inevitably see them in tears crying for their mothers one you reach the Self-Service area. Fools.
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Re: FAO Mods

Post by scotty94 » Mon Nov 18, 2013 4:13 pm

skhmmxi wrote:
marowak wrote:There's always someone who thinks they're tough enough to do it 'sober' but you inevitably see them in tears crying for their mothers one you reach the Self-Service area. Fools.
Been there and got the battle scars....even the thought of their hot dogs at the end of the 'trip' doesn't outweigh the pain....
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Re: FAO Mods

Post by seamiedev » Mon Nov 18, 2013 5:41 pm

scotty94 wrote:
skhmmxi wrote:
marowak wrote:There's always someone who thinks they're tough enough to do it 'sober' but you inevitably see them in tears crying for their mothers one you reach the Self-Service area. Fools.
Been there and got the battle scars....even the thought of their hot dogs at the end of the 'trip' doesn't outweigh the pain....
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