Things I've heard from my window

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helentx
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Things I've heard from my window

Post by helentx » Wed Oct 02, 2013 12:23 pm

Been meaning to start this thread for a while. I sat next to Lxxh one afternoon at a mole mapping clinic in West London & randomly & bizarrely ran into her the next night at the Hatfield gig. She hears things from her window... :)

Things I've heard from my window #23:
" You seein her again then?"
"No, I don't think so"
"WHAT!? After all that, why not?"
"She's too much like hard work and she's shit in bed. Seriously, not worth the effort, I'd rather just stick with fat Jess."

Things I've heard from my window #21:
"Can I borrow your Crocs?"

Things I have heard from my window #21:
"Just seen a gay blow job appnin down the back of the police station....went back for a better look, turns out it was a straight blow job, just a chick with broad shoulders"
Love that he felt he needed to go back for a better look...

Things I've heard from my window #20:
"I don't want any more things, i want you to stop sleeping with her"
"But, I love her"
"Really?"
"I love her.... I love her....I LOVE HER!"
"Grow up Lawrence, you're a pathetic, saggy old fucker"
"I LOVE HER! I LOVE HER! I LOVE HER!!!..."
This one broke my heart a bit. 2 old blokes. Aw

Things I've heard from my window #19:
"I may as well just kill myself"
"So you keep saying"
"No one would care if i did"
"That's not true, could take us ages to find a new flatmate"
Do u really hear these conversations or have you just got a really good imagination? Either way you gotta put pen to paper :)
I really hear em!! This is the lady across the road, she's usually screaming about moving out. I think she's mostly high. I can't see a book in this. Maybe i could take a few quotes and make stories from them and try and entwine them somehow..... Mmm, still have a film script to finish yet!

Things I've heard from my window #18:
"Nah Stace, he don't pay anythin for Ethan"
"Ben don't pay nothin for Leonie neither, reckons he cant afford it. I told 'im he as to coz i can't afford anythin"
"I'm gunna run to the shop"
"Don't get me silk cut again Em, n 'urry up, we wanna get back for Hollyoaks"
"I will, we gotta watch Emmerdale too, y'seen it!?"

Things I've heard from my window #17:
"Ah babe, wait for me"
"(Huge sigh) It always takes us so long to get anywhere...why cant you just buy some shoes you can fuckin walk in?!"
"Oh but these are beautiful ain't they babe"
"S'pose theyre alright....If you're a tranny"
"You won't be saying that when i wrap em round ya neck when we get home tonight, get me a taxi babe"
"I'm fucking not. You bought the stupid things, you can fucking walk in em"
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helentx
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Re: Things I've heard from my window

Post by helentx » Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:35 am

Things I've heard from my window #24: (The bin men...)
"Come on Steve, get a shift on, what y'doing?"
"Sorry fella, was just worrying a bit..... Do you think Lisa Stansfield ever did find her baby?"

AliceE67
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Re: Things I've heard from my window

Post by AliceE67 » Fri Oct 04, 2013 1:54 pm

oh man that is funny...after this week I needed a serious laugh..Thanks!

helentx
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Re: Things I've heard from my window new blog

Post by helentx » Mon Oct 07, 2013 6:52 pm

AliceE67 wrote:oh man that is funny...after this week I needed a serious laugh..Thanks!
:lol: Great! I love how Leah's posts just pop up in my FB feed & I don't know when the next one is coming through & there was a new one today.

Things I've heard from my window #26:
“COME WITH ME BABY, I’LL GIVE YOU THE BEST SAUSAGE ROLL YOU’LL EVER TRY!”

Even better news is that she's started a blog (under pressure from friends!)
http://ohdearleah.wordpress.com/2013/10 ... window-26/

start at #1 here http://ohdearleah.wordpress.com/2013/10 ... -window-1/

& this is her window http://ohdearleah.wordpress.com/2013/10 ... my-window/

Enjoy!
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Re: Things I've heard from my window - #29

Post by helentx » Sat Oct 12, 2013 1:31 pm

no comment!

http://ohdearleah.wordpress.com/2013/10 ... window-29/

Things I’ve heard from my window #29:
Posted on October 12, 2013 by ohdearleah

“I’m sick of the transit vans, unpacking your drums, packing your drums, no one ever comes. Face it Tom, you’re never gonna be a rock star. I’m way too good for you. I can make creme brulee. From scratch mother fucker!”

& it was hug a drummer day last week.

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