300 Reasons not to be an Idiot

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Re: 300 Reasons not to be an Idiot

Post by marowak » Wed Apr 24, 2013 12:32 pm

SanDimas1988 wrote: I still like knowing, even though I doubt I'll ever see it to completion.
give it time .... no reason why you cant
06 06.3 08.8
07 04.4 11.5 17.5 08.6 10.11
08 28.3 21.04 13.6 06.7 06.9
09 11.1 06.2 21.4 10.10 29.10
10 23.3 16.7 12.12
11 12.2 12.5 30.5 27.11
12 13.4 28.11 28.12x2
13 10.1 24.6 11.7 12.7
14 12.2 13.2 14.9 17.12
15 29.1 02.2 13.8 7.11
16 10.12 12.12

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Re: 300 Reasons not to be an Idiot

Post by _amy_ » Tue Apr 30, 2013 9:27 am

ok i got my vinyl back from my ex a while ago but i took a break from the forum, so here it is.

#290- Because you shouldn't believe everything you read

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Re: 300 Reasons not to be an Idiot

Post by marowak » Tue Apr 30, 2013 10:21 am

I will try and get up into the loft this week for my 2 ...
06 06.3 08.8
07 04.4 11.5 17.5 08.6 10.11
08 28.3 21.04 13.6 06.7 06.9
09 11.1 06.2 21.4 10.10 29.10
10 23.3 16.7 12.12
11 12.2 12.5 30.5 27.11
12 13.4 28.11 28.12x2
13 10.1 24.6 11.7 12.7
14 12.2 13.2 14.9 17.12
15 29.1 02.2 13.8 7.11
16 10.12 12.12

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Re: 300 Reasons not to be an Idiot

Post by marowak » Thu May 30, 2013 12:22 pm

#253 - because of simon cowells hair cut / trouser line combo

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Frank-Turner- ... 58a06beda5
06 06.3 08.8
07 04.4 11.5 17.5 08.6 10.11
08 28.3 21.04 13.6 06.7 06.9
09 11.1 06.2 21.4 10.10 29.10
10 23.3 16.7 12.12
11 12.2 12.5 30.5 27.11
12 13.4 28.11 28.12x2
13 10.1 24.6 11.7 12.7
14 12.2 13.2 14.9 17.12
15 29.1 02.2 13.8 7.11
16 10.12 12.12

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Re: 300 Reasons not to be an Idiot

Post by SanDimas1988 » Thu May 30, 2013 12:28 pm

Thank you. I had actually seen that but had forgotten to update my list. There was another one on sale last week as well. They aren't too common to see on eBay.

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Re: 300 Reasons not to be an Idiot

Post by Blonde » Thu May 30, 2013 1:57 pm

Finally remembered to check which one I've got.

#56 Because Jesus said NO

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Re: 300 Reasons not to be an Idiot

Post by SanDimas1988 » Thu May 30, 2013 2:16 pm

How hard were these to get when they first went on sale? Now, his limited releases sell out almost instantly.

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Re: 300 Reasons not to be an Idiot

Post by Blonde » Thu May 30, 2013 3:40 pm

They were pretty easy from what I remember. A couple of people bought more than one copy.

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Re: 300 Reasons not to be an Idiot

Post by Bella » Thu May 30, 2013 7:11 pm

I think my list is a little longer than yours - I found 2 more today as well...

03 Because No one really Cares
09 Because you'll miss your fucking bus
10 Because the shops are closing in 10 minutes
21 Because people are trying to sleep in here!
33 Because the wind might change and you'll be stuck like that forever...
42 Because you might end up with Russell Brand's hair
56 Because Jesus said NO
61 Because its my time of the month
63 Because my name ain't really Frank..
66 Because you'll end up in the Lib Dems...!
69 Because prison won't make you a man
70 Because New Labour are full
90 Because you have to pay for your sins sometime
114 Because I need you to keep buying my records
115 Because it butters no parsnips
131 Because you should leave pointlessness to blunt pencils
145 BECAUSE IDEALS ARE LUXURIES
148 Rick rolling isn't funny any more
159 Because Horse The Band sound like … COLDPLAY!
160 Because the difference between Italian espresso and cocain is, frankly, academic
176 Because Joe Strummer is never coming back
177 Because drinking on the job results in scribbling nonsense on record sleeves in Milan!
195 Because if Crass called the Clash "The Cash", they'd surely laugh if they saw my stash
196 Because integrity don't keep you warm and sane
206 Because Hollywood just wants to eat your soul
207 Because if rationalists take their eyes off the ball, the God squad creep in through the back door again
217 Because political correctness is just linguistic fascism
219 Because I'm a Man, he's a PC and you're a Fascist (linux)
221 Because my battery’s running low
235 Because Art School Is Too Cool
250 Because the back pages of Private Eye are full (+ very weird)
253 Because of Simon Cowell's haircut / trouser line combo
259 Because level-crossing deaths slow down the traffic
265 Because Dumbledore dies at the end.
286 because rock and roll won't save your soul
290 Because you shouldn't believe everything you read
293 Because I’m not the outdoor type…
299 Because the only thing that’s left to do is live.
301 Because I have an erection..
302 Because silver pens get all over your fucking hands
305 Because the line between collectivism and tyranny is a thin one indeed
311 Because funk metal was never a good idea, ever..
313 Because Stuart Lee is the funniest comedian in the UK
314 Because I look nothing like Bret from Flight of the Conchords
315 because it contravenes a number of the laws of thermodynamics
316 Because the Terminator films should have ended after #2
318 Because the internet = Skynet
321 Because i'd forgotten how dull writing these reasons out is...
325 Because this is the last one of these fucking things, ever ! Yay !
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Re: 300 Reasons not to be an Idiot

Post by SanDimas1988 » Thu May 30, 2013 7:29 pm

Yup, you had 3 or 4 more that I was missing. I have a couple you don't though. Where did you find 2 more today?

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Re: 300 Reasons not to be an Idiot

Post by Bella » Thu May 30, 2013 7:47 pm

SanDimas1988 wrote:I have a couple you don't though
ohh what are yours?

2 new ones I added above

they were 159
http://www.popsike.com/Frank-Turner-Rea ... 53626.html

250
http://www.popsike.com/FRANK-TURNER-Rea ... 89553.html


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Re: 300 Reasons not to be an Idiot

Post by SanDimas1988 » Thu May 30, 2013 7:55 pm

162. Because mum doesn't approve of drugs.

226. Because online piracy is theft
(that's the one I actually own)

275. Because it isn't glandular...

I'm having fun keeping track. It's cool that so many people are helping out. Now if only everyone were as helpful at finding all the promos for his singles, it'd be a lot easier haha. Tracking down these reasons is proving easier than finding any information about the different versions of all his promos, which is the other task I'm attempting.

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Re: 300 Reasons not to be an Idiot

Post by Pete » Fri May 31, 2013 10:50 am

I'm really sorry, i've got a fair few of these and i've not got a clue where i've put them
frank wrote:Think of it like weight-lifting. High notes are heavy weights.

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Re: 300 Reasons not to be an Idiot

Post by Tracy » Mon Jun 10, 2013 6:01 pm

Just found 256 on ebay

Because Hamas have it covered.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Frank-Turner- ... 0994121939
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Re: 300 Reasons not to be an Idiot

Post by marowak » Tue Jun 18, 2013 7:38 pm

15 - because it simply isn't dignified
16 - because Ben Dawson will eat your soul
06 06.3 08.8
07 04.4 11.5 17.5 08.6 10.11
08 28.3 21.04 13.6 06.7 06.9
09 11.1 06.2 21.4 10.10 29.10
10 23.3 16.7 12.12
11 12.2 12.5 30.5 27.11
12 13.4 28.11 28.12x2
13 10.1 24.6 11.7 12.7
14 12.2 13.2 14.9 17.12
15 29.1 02.2 13.8 7.11
16 10.12 12.12

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