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Post by Lexapalooza » Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:29 pm

I hate people (men) who don't know how to use the toilet properly. Don't piss on the seat, and flush you fucking cuntbag! It's not rocket science.

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Post by Blonde » Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:51 pm

Idiots who wear studded jackets to gigs and then stand at the front. Even less fun when you are pinned against them by a 10ft tall and 10ft wide guy behind you.

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Post by newmy » Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:52 pm

Lexapalooza wrote:I hate people (men) who don't know how to use the toilet properly. Don't piss on the seat, and flush you fucking cuntbag! It's not rocket science.
This. And don't piss on the cocking floor either.

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Post by Lexapalooza » Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:07 pm

Formspring. Just another excuse for assholes to talk about themselves.

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Post by MeggzTakesPhotos » Tue Sep 28, 2010 3:39 am

People who shout when talking on their cellphones on public transit. I commute to school everyday and I encounter this at least three times a week.

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Post by RickM » Tue Sep 28, 2010 4:47 am

MeggzTakesPhotos wrote:People who shout when talking on their cellphones on public transit. I commute to school everyday and I encounter this at least three times a week.
Also people who listen to music via their phone speaker. Makes me want to punch my ears in.

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Post by Nick » Tue Sep 28, 2010 5:57 am

MeggzTakesPhotos wrote:People who shout when talking on their cellphones on public transit. I commute to school everyday and I encounter this at least three times a week.
Oh god I miss being able to make phone calls on trains. Here it's a complete no-no.
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Post by Pete » Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:23 am

newmy wrote:
Lexapalooza wrote:I hate people (men) who don't know how to use the toilet properly. Don't piss on the seat, and flush you fucking cuntbag! It's not rocket science.
This. And don't piss on the cocking floor either.
Fuck me, the stuff that's gone on in my offices surrounding toilet behaviour is ridiculous. Considering I work with supposedly bright people, their absolute inability to have any sort of toilet manners is amazing.

There have been numerous emails regarding people doing the above, but what's worse is they have actually had to have meetings regarding people's complete failure to use a toilet brush. I'm not sure what these fuckers eat (I know one is a vegan) but they appear to have small nuclear weapons attached to their rectums, meaning the state of the toilet after they finish is a disgrace. Yet they seem totally incapable of acknowledging this and doing anything about it. They also have a penchant for not going near the toilets on their floor and going to other people's floor to do this. It's resulted in the girls downstairs putting girls signs on several toilet doors and them being banned from using any of the ground floors for anything beyond pissing.

Seconded on the phones on public transports. As I'm very keen on being viewed as a bigot I'd like to add foreign people on mobiles are the very worst for this. Arabic and Oriental especially, seem totally unaware of how to have a conversation at anything other than LOUD. Coming from someone as loud as I am that means they're ratcheting the volume right up.

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Post by marky mark » Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:18 pm

Nick wrote:
MeggzTakesPhotos wrote:People who shout when talking on their cellphones on public transit. I commute to school everyday and I encounter this at least three times a week.
Oh god I miss being able to make phone calls on trains. Here it's a complete no-no.
haha, that was one of my favourite things about Japan. When my dad first started working out there, he didn't know about that etiquette and had the entire train staring at him. He quickly got the message.

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Post by Lexapalooza » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:23 pm

Fashionable wellies. It's one thing wearing them when there is mud (at a festival for example), but as everyday footwear in a city like London, they not only look ridiculous, but are utterly pointless.

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Post by newmy » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:47 pm

Lexapalooza wrote:Fashionable wellies. It's one thing wearing them when there is mud (at a festival for example), but as everyday footwear in a city like London, they not only look ridiculous, but are utterly pointless.
I imagine these are the same people who deem a 4x4 an acceptable vehicle for urban driving.

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Post by MeggzTakesPhotos » Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:29 pm

marky mark wrote:
Nick wrote:
MeggzTakesPhotos wrote:People who shout when talking on their cellphones on public transit. I commute to school everyday and I encounter this at least three times a week.
Oh god I miss being able to make phone calls on trains. Here it's a complete no-no.
haha, that was one of my favourite things about Japan. When my dad first started working out there, he didn't know about that etiquette and had the entire train staring at him. He quickly got the message.
the whole "no cellphones on trains" thing is making it's way to Chicago slowly but surely.

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Post by Helium » Sat Oct 02, 2010 9:58 am

Dropping my phone in the bath, having spent a fair amount of time yesterday putting loads of music on it.
AND its only just recovered from when i dropped it in a glass of wine...

Massive fail, i love my phone :cry:
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Post by cburton92 » Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:09 pm

dubstep.

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Post by Pown » Tue Oct 05, 2010 1:08 pm

psytrance
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