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16togrove
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Post by 16togrove » Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:55 am

re: looking like a Jew, I always had an amusing time with that... I look pretty typically Jewish. meanwhile all my sisters have blue eyes, blonde hair, and coincidentally really enjoy speaking in casual German. haha needless to say I feel a bit like the black sheep.
that reminds me of this:
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simply idyllic.

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Post by marky mark » Sat Jan 22, 2011 1:51 pm

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Post by longlivethefrank » Sun Jan 23, 2011 11:33 am

haha brilliant

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Post by Karlol » Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:28 pm

Something for Bruce Springsteen fans:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqqWjpHr ... re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_EkQARQNuk

Sorry if it's been on here already, but hey

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Post by longlivethefrank » Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:55 pm

haha. Barn in the USA could well be better than the original.

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Post by Luke123 » Mon Jan 24, 2011 8:04 pm

That dude is amazing.
http://soundcloud.com/vagueworld/paid-to-care

http://www.facebook.com/vagueworld
Pete wrote:'Luke, you're 15 and supposed to be down with the kids, how come you don't know the word, you're obviously a weapon'.

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Luke123
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Post by Luke123 » Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:21 pm

http://soundcloud.com/vagueworld/paid-to-care

http://www.facebook.com/vagueworld
Pete wrote:'Luke, you're 15 and supposed to be down with the kids, how come you don't know the word, you're obviously a weapon'.

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Gerry
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Post by Gerry » Wed Jan 26, 2011 12:35 am

Adam_Bennett wrote:..I'm a folk rock musician similar to Boucher and everyone else.

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Post by IGaveMyEyesToStevieWonder » Thu Jan 27, 2011 12:36 pm

Gotta love this, no matter how old.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNkK-aQEtMI

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Post by cvarley » Thu Jan 27, 2011 2:22 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovo5-Lh9mFc

Lyrics to this are genuinely obscene... it's amusing that anyone would actually actively listen to it.
Scream inducing pain torments me
from beneath my skin
Torturous jolts like needles
piercing my intestines
I must release these vile insects
from inside of me
With mighty force I plunge it in to
eradicate the source of pain

Now the pain has tripled
yet I begin to feel bliss
Perhaps these insects were
a trick played in my mind
The more pain, the more pleasure
I start to become aroused
blood drains from my veins
I reach in and pull my guts out

My cock is fully aroused
I wrap my intestines around it
slowly I begin to jerk
pleasure unlike I've ever felt
My hand and my pulse move faster
With my free hand I scrape out my insides
I know this will cause my demise
But ill die with cum on my hands

With fiendish delight
I spew a load unlike I've ever seen
But I still breathe and feel and uncanny energy
Proceeding to consume these cum stained guts
now makes sense to me.
With lustful force I stuff the steaming mess inside my face
The taste of my cum stained guts is as heavenly as when I came

Now I'm full and just came,
there's only one thing to do
I thrust out the knife and slice the shit out of myself
Slash my neck, carve out my chest
then force it into my ass
And to complete this carnage
I slice off my gore soaked dick

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Post by Another Round » Thu Jan 27, 2011 9:02 pm

Is it a cover of a Take That tune??
Kingston - 680, SBE - 730, Union Chapel - 770, Kingston 10 - 772, Glastonbury 2010 (Queens Head - 870 / Strummerville - 871), Roundhouse (iTunes 2010) - 881, Strummerville - 1000, Kingston 11 - 1031.

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