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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:42 am
by Evan
That boy has some neck! :D

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:59 am
by Nick
The other day, I was walking home, minding my own business, when some drunk girl said:

"You're well indie, you are. Do you go to Stealth?"

So I replied: "Never in my life."

Her: "Well you should."

Me: "Okay."

And with that, she was in a taxi, and gone.




So - Nick Oakden: "well indie?"

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:32 pm
by Fezbob
An intoxicated woman on the bus yesterday asked me to open my mouth in order for her to urinate into it, sadly I had to decline the offer. :?

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:54 pm
by David
a drunk bloke once shouted at me

"oi, darth vader, you've got cum on your face".

and a woman on the tube the other day asked me if she could listen to my headphones. i was listening to million dead, and she said that they were very like bands that she has heard from holland. i think she was slightly mad.

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:10 pm
by Evan
A drunk m an accused me of stabbing his mother once. In Leeds. Nice place, Leeds.

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:33 pm
by Sonofjellison
Evan wrote:A drunk m an accused me of stabbing his mother once. In Leeds. Nice place, Leeds.
"Leeds is fit" apparently. And "Everyone says Ta"
I guess people don't have manners in the south. Or good looks :)

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:38 pm
by Fezbob
how's the carrot for a penis thing going?

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:48 pm
by Sonofjellison
It's alright. I'm getting some so I guess it worked. How's Bucky O Hare going?

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:49 pm
by MillionDeadMartian
last night i got asked by a chav if i had change for 10p.
i said no.
and then he started shouting at me because i didn't...some people.

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:51 pm
by Evan
It's like people who ask you for cigarettes and then try and fight you when you say no. What the fuck? I had some little cunt try that the other day. What can you do apart from laugh?

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:56 pm
by MillionDeadMartian
yeah, i did really want to know why he wanted change for 10p though.
i also got charged for 2 single tickets on the bus, when i specifically asked for a return. when i argued with the guy he said he couldnt do anything about it and he was late as it was. his fault for being late and not listening to what i said.

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:04 pm
by Fezbob
Sonofjellison wrote:It's alright. I'm getting some so I guess it worked. How's Bucky O Hare going?
Bucky O Hare's going good, he helps me score with da ladeeeez when I'm down da pub with da boyz.

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:06 pm
by Sonofjellison
Brap brap blood.
Safe.

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:30 pm
by David
i've just got a new laptop.

the laptop is really good, but vista is really dissapointing. just xp, but with curves and transparent bits.

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:40 am
by Bob
ALRIGHT M8 EVAN HERE