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Post by Kenny » Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:06 am

As I approach 3000 posts (sad bastard), I was thinking that it's really weird that I've been on here longer than I was on the MD board.
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Post by Jax » Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:42 pm

Pete is a wonderful man. :idea:

Evan

Post by Evan » Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:47 pm

Jax wrote:Pete is a wonderful man. :idea:
Never a bigger untruth spoken. Did you know he kills puppies with a hammer?

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Post by Pete » Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:52 pm

Evan wrote:
Jax wrote:Pete is a wonderful man. :idea:
Never a bigger untruth spoken. Did you know he kills puppies with a hammer?
I had a feeling that was coming. I am currently writing a presentation on how much i hate dogs, so it's borderline true...

Evan

Post by Evan » Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:58 pm

Pete wrote:
Evan wrote:
Jax wrote:Pete is a wonderful man. :idea:
Never a bigger untruth spoken. Did you know he kills puppies with a hammer?
I had a feeling that was coming. I am currently writing a presentation on how much i hate dogs, so it's borderline true...
SEEEEE!!! OK, so I should have said mallet instead of hammer

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Post by DanIrelle » Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:12 pm

Pete wrote:I am currently writing a presentation
:!: :?: :!: :?: :!: :?:
:roll:











I AM JOKING
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Post by Pete » Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:15 pm

I like the way people have picked up on me saying i'm writing a presentation, but there's been no mention of the fact i'm at work writing a presentation on my dislike for dogs... It's the most fun thing i've ever done at work, i feel like i work for google!

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Post by dave-monk » Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:39 pm

Pete wrote:I like the way people have picked up on me saying i'm writing a presentation, but there's been no mention of the fact i'm at work writing a presentation on my dislike for dogs... It's the most fun thing i've ever done at work, i feel like i work for google!

And what the flip is wrong with dogs?

Dogs are much MUCH better than cats. Cats are boring. The only good thing about cats is the funny little captions they come with.

The only ever want attention when they need/want something like food.

Dogs are better because they are much more loving and enjoyable.




What do you say to that Catwoman/Pete?








Also feel free to correct spelling/grammer mistakes.
"Last night was an A1, tip top clubbing jam fare, it was a sandwich of fun, on extasy bread, wrapped up in a big bag like disco fudge, it does get much better than that, i just wish i could CONTROL THESE FUCKING MOOD SWINGS!"

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Post by Pete » Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:42 pm

Firstly, this amused me, not sure if it's common knowledge: http://www.google.com/technology/pigeonrank.html

Secondly, i'll use the quote with which I finish my "Why Cats are better than Dogs" presentation:

To quote the case of Truth Versus Ashurst of 1792: "The judges make the common law. Do you know how they make it? Just as a man makes laws for his dog. When your dog does anything you want to break him of, you wait till he does it, and then you beat him for it. That is the way you make laws for your dog”.

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Post by dave-monk » Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:48 pm

Pete what is your job?

Do you just write presentations on random subjects, because that would be awesome.
"Last night was an A1, tip top clubbing jam fare, it was a sandwich of fun, on extasy bread, wrapped up in a big bag like disco fudge, it does get much better than that, i just wish i could CONTROL THESE FUCKING MOOD SWINGS!"

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Post by Pete » Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:52 pm

That WOULD be awesome! No, i work in finance but we've got some guys in at the moment helping us with 'communication skills', so tomorrow i have to present on something i feel strongly about for 5 minutes, so i chose Cats are better than Dogs... Awesome!

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Post by ravi » Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:58 pm

Pete wrote:That WOULD be awesome! No, i work in finance but we've got some guys in at the moment helping us with 'communication skills', so tomorrow i have to present on something i feel strongly about for 5 minutes, so i chose Cats are better than Dogs... Awesome!
this
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Post by DanIrelle » Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:00 pm

ravi wrote:
Pete wrote:That WOULD be awesome! No, i work in finance but we've got some guys in at the moment helping us with 'communication skills', so tomorrow i have to present on something i feel strongly about for 5 minutes, so i chose Cats are better than Dogs... Awesome!
this
Ravi, I don't like you anymore
Aprils wrote:Now we've just got DaniEreEllle

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Post by ravi » Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:12 pm

DanIrelle wrote:
ravi wrote:
Pete wrote:That WOULD be awesome! No, i work in finance but we've got some guys in at the moment helping us with 'communication skills', so tomorrow i have to present on something i feel strongly about for 5 minutes, so i chose Cats are better than Dogs... Awesome!
this
Ravi, I don't like you anymore
you liked me???

when we get married we can get some dogs too :wink:
BenMD wrote: and really...who cares about Frank Turner?
Pete wrote:I like your husband.

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Post by Pete » Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:12 pm

Image

cats ftw

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