The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread

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Post by rock_midget » Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:13 am

I just laughed so hard I hocked phlegm out of my mouth.
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Post by Fezbob » Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:47 am

charmed I'm sure.

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Post by Kirsty » Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:52 am

I'm fed up. There's a guy installing Sky downstairs, which isn't even anything to get excited about because my dad's only having the free sports package for 6 months then stopping it and maybe getting freeview. I don't want to have lunch until he's finished. Probably going to clean the house later. Yay.

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Post by Rhys » Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:22 pm

There's a baby outside my house that won't stop crying. Has anyone got a pickaxe?

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Post by greg » Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:49 pm

one of my mates works at a wetherspoons, and they're doing some gash '100 club' thing, where each member of the bar staff has to 'get to know' 100 customers, and fill out some form for them, stating their name, favourite drink, and an interesting fact about them, then when there are 100 names, hand it in to the manager.

so obviously, my friend fabricated a number of his entries, putting down names of people he already knows. apparently he put my name down, with the 'interesting fact' being 'has a grey cock'.

he then handed it in to his manager.


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Post by Ben » Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:56 pm

he hardly ever updates his page anymore. his thing on 9/11 conspiracies is hilarious.

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Post by greg » Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:55 pm


Evan

Post by Evan » Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:06 pm

Whats with the fucking gay footballers and all the rest of it?

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Post by utensilattack » Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:16 pm

Three and a half minutes of absolute cringe.
Adam Walters, you have a fan in me.

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Post by tosh » Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:38 pm

hahahaha, 'King Franks Land'
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Post by Rhys » Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:09 pm

I'm looking forward to this film:
IRA ZOMBIES


Plot
With the peace process in full swing, a splinter group of the IRA plot to plunge Northern Ireland back into the bad old violent days... using zombies as the catalyst. Everything hinges on Gerry Adams, David Trimble and the Rev. Dr. Ian Paisley putting aside their differences and working together to stop the zombie apocalypse in the world's first rom-zom-bomb-com.

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Post by Ellie » Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:52 pm

The IRA are a legitimate political party

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Post by Marta » Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:01 pm

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pn7HflnYReA

I was there.
INSANE.

Must have been one of the best nights ever.

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