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David
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Post by David » Wed Aug 23, 2006 5:37 pm

http://www.drownedinsound.com/content/view/1097637

best news of the year?


and i saw this quote in the newspaper yesterday, it made me laugh:
Simon Amstell wrote:I hope I can be the one exception to the universal, exceptionless rule that when a new host takes over an old show it is a horrible, embarrassing disaster."
DanIrelle wrote:LAWLZ DAVID eek

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Post by ninja_turtle » Wed Aug 23, 2006 7:04 pm

he's wrong - paxman owns university challenge and he's not the first host

but still really looking forward to seeing him present this!
should be wicked

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Post by Aprils » Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:39 pm

Yay sold my guinea pig!

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Post by greg » Wed Aug 23, 2006 9:53 pm

fucking hell, spent the last half hour or so watching live eits videos, i really cannot understand how anyone can listen to them / see them live and not think 'fucking hell, this is unbelievable'.

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Post by greg » Thu Aug 24, 2006 12:09 am

thought i might relay a reasonably amusing story i got told recently, by a friend from university, about the experience of his friend's friends.

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right. basically, my mate's mate is at some sort of RAF academy, and he was out with people he knows from there for the night, in loughborough i believe. anyway, they'd booked a hotel etc, and as they were going out, one of them decided to stay back and do some mushrooms, saying he'd meet the rest of them later on.

so after some time had past, the rest of the group started to wonder where the fuck the mushroom taking guy had got to. eventually they decided they better go back to where they were staying and see what had happened. they walked into his room and found him, apparently looking quite normal.

so they asked how he was and what the fuck had happened, and apparently he replied: i've just had the most horrid time. i went downstairs and to the park and there was all these goblins everywhere! it was horrible, but i managed to chase them away. i caught one and locked him in the cupboard".

so after pissing themselves for a while, they thought they'd open the cupboard up. now, i can't vouch for how truthful this bit is, but my friend who told me thinks it's all legitimate though. anyway, in this cupboard, they found:



















































































a child with downs syndrome, hiding in the corner.

seriously.

god's own truth.

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Post by Rhys » Thu Aug 24, 2006 12:30 am

greg wrote:thought i might relay a reasonably amusing story i got told recently, by a friend from university, about the experience of his friend's friends.
I read this and thought "I can reply with that story about a friends friend on shrooms who had a downie in their cupboard."
Srs.

That's annoying.

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Post by greg » Thu Aug 24, 2006 12:35 am

that's a lie rhys. you had never heard such a tale before.

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Post by Rhys » Thu Aug 24, 2006 12:44 am

Seriously, Clare Wallis told me at Ellie Turner's party. We were in the garden.

Although it wasn't a night out, just went to the park and hid the goblin that followed him home in the cupboard.

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Post by Bob » Thu Aug 24, 2006 12:54 am

Rhys wrote:Seriously, Clare Wallis told me at Ellie Turner's party. We were in the garden.

Although it wasn't a night out, just went to the park and hid the goblin that followed him home in the cupboard.
yeah i've heard the story before somewhere, very possibly on these forums

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Post by greg » Thu Aug 24, 2006 12:58 am

fucking hell. both me and my mate have been had. and maybe my mate's mate too. WE'RE ALL SO FUCKING STUPID.

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Post by George » Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:23 am

Yeah, ive heard that story about 6 times.

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Post by velcrocuntpiece » Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:32 am

ewwww. look who put in a myspazz friend request this morning....

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... 8b90903380

she's marrried and apparntly like girls, boys and porn

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Post by tiernan » Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:41 am

velcrocuntpiece wrote: she's marrried and apparntly like girls, boys and porn

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Post by velcrocuntpiece » Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:43 am

ruined my breakfast.
tiernan wrote:
velcrocuntpiece wrote:
tiernan wrote:hit my bean

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Post by ninja_turtle » Thu Aug 24, 2006 12:00 pm

velcrocuntpiece wrote:ewwww. look who put in a myspazz friend request this morning....

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how could you possibly refuse !? :!:

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