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Post by Nick » Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:12 pm

martin wrote:a mate of mine once paid for a 'bird' in amsterdam to piss on him.

how's that for seedy?

If I was going to guess who - out of everybody on this forum - would be able to to tell the most disgusting Amsterdam story, it would definitely have been you.

You wouldn't have let me down.
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Post by Kenny » Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:38 am

Nick wrote:
martin wrote:a mate of mine once paid for a 'bird' in amsterdam to piss on him.

how's that for seedy?

If I was going to guess who - out of everybody on this forum - would be able to to tell the most disgusting Amsterdam story, it would definitely have been you.

You wouldn't have let me down.
I'd have guessed Greg... or Evan.
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Post by benb » Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:11 am

Been listening to Hold Your Tongue loads over the last few days, fucking ace song, found a video on youtube of some girl doing a piano cover which was pretty good too.

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Post by martin » Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:55 am

Kenny wrote:
Nick wrote:
martin wrote:a mate of mine once paid for a 'bird' in amsterdam to piss on him.

how's that for seedy?

If I was going to guess who - out of everybody on this forum - would be able to to tell the most disgusting Amsterdam story, it would definitely have been you.

You wouldn't have let me down.
I'd have guessed Greg... or Evan.

This little passage has reminded me of the time that greg confessed to pissing himself 'just to see how it felt'.

Fucking LOL.
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Post by David » Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:59 am

martin wrote:
Kenny wrote:
Nick wrote:
If I was going to guess who - out of everybody on this forum - would be able to to tell the most disgusting Amsterdam story, it would definitely have been you.

You wouldn't have let me down.
I'd have guessed Greg... or Evan.

This little passage has reminded me of the time that greg confessed to pissing himself 'just to see how it felt'.

Fucking LOL.
nah, i think you've got that wrong. i'm sure his reason was 'I was laying on the sofa and just couldn't be bothered to get up to go to the toilet, so i pissed on myself'.

a story he's sure to have been telling to many law firms this summer as an example of when he has 'demonstrated using his initiative'.
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Post by robmcburger » Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:33 pm

a friend of mine was boning a prozzie and accidentally punched her in the face. good that.

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Post by Amanda » Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:42 pm

robmcburger wrote:a friend of mine was boning a prozzie and accidentally punched her in the face. good that.
That's rather horrible. Women should all do pelvic floor exercises for this reason. Then if he punches you in the face by accident just grip his penis like a vice and don't let go until he either apologizes or it falls off.

Edit: If it's on purpose then it's time to bring in the dual eye-gouging/testicle ripping off move followed by a swift call to the police.

Edit Edit: Unless you're into that kind of thing, in which case just remember your safety word.

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Post by Prester John » Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:47 pm

David wrote:nah, i think you've got that wrong. i'm sure his reason was 'I was laying on the sofa and just couldn't be bothered to get up to go to the toilet, so i pissed on myself'.

a story he's sure to have been telling to many law firms this summer as an example of when he has 'demonstrated using his initiative'.
Here's hoping he tries his hand at politics, just to see the infamous sock photos on Channel 4 News.

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Post by Aprils » Thu Sep 03, 2009 1:34 pm

I've got my photobucket account ready and waiting.


What was the video of him and Denis (?) kicking eachother in the balls.


Fab

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Post by Pete » Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:01 pm

anyone think of the answer to this?

Not that it has anything to do with the lakes or hilarious chelsea article, but can anyone think of a film that has 4 words, the initials are 'C T T S' and one of the words must be a number, i.e. 'Conrad Tried Two Sausages'...although obviously that would be a poor film.
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Post by greg » Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:11 pm

Aprils wrote:I've got my photobucket account ready and waiting.


What was the video of him and Denis (?) kicking eachother in the balls.


Fab
lol.

FUCKING HELL.

the famous "hot summer" of 05 (i think) produced some seriously bizarre antics. i'd completely forgotten about that video, i think i was trying to flog him with my belt like a common serf, at which point he swung round and nailed me square in the knackers. i'll be seeing him on saturday, i'll ask.

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Post by Aprils » Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:23 pm

there was some sort of phrase that went with it too. Remember being things getting to an uncontrollable level of 'lol' when Dennis was ushered onto the forum.


Now we've just got DaniEreEllle

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Post by DanIrelle » Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:06 pm

Haha! Soz.
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Post by Pown » Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:15 pm

lol
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Post by norelation » Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:34 pm

robmcburger wrote:a friend of mine was boning a prozzie and accidentally punched her in the face. good that.
Can't quite believe I read that. Why "good" - or am I missing a tone of sarcasm?

How do you "accidentally" punch someone in the face, anyway? Accidentally stabbing someone I could understand, but punching ...
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