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by Chris Twat
Fri May 15, 2009 4:48 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Now listening to thread
Replies: 8371
Views: 840045

Just copying a shit load of old CD's onto the laptop and am currently recording the Wayne's World soundtrack. Alice Cooper - Feed My Frankenstein Some absolutely classic line in this song. 'I'm a hungry man but I don't want pizza, gunna blow down your house and then I'm gunna eat ya.' Brilliant. I ...
by Chris Twat
Fri May 15, 2009 4:28 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Introduce Yourself
Replies: 2426
Views: 384005

If everyone's talking about university I'd like to note that I have an unconditional offer for Southampton Solent. Ohhhh yeeeeeahhhh.
by Chris Twat
Fri May 15, 2009 3:55 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread
Replies: 17392
Views: 1516816

Gerry wrote:I've got love.......so much love.......love in my heart.....
AAAAAAARRGGHHH

it burns!
by Chris Twat
Fri May 15, 2009 1:58 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread
Replies: 17392
Views: 1516816

I saw 'The Lies and How We Told Them' a few years ago at a battle of the bands. I was only about 15 at the time and rather merry on strongbow and I thought it was hilarious that they could be called 'The Pies and How We Sold Them'. I remember them being fairly shit, I think they won but they were in...
by Chris Twat
Thu May 14, 2009 10:48 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread
Replies: 17392
Views: 1516816

http://www.mylifeisaverage.com

best site i've found in ages. it's especially good if you read it in the voice of a bored teenager.
by Chris Twat
Tue May 12, 2009 1:01 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Politics / Current Affairs / Blog thread
Replies: 2276
Views: 218129

Pete wrote:Bullshit. 95% of people want a tv, 95% of people do not want to watch BBC.
I'd say more than 95% want a tv, about 95% don't want to watch the bbc though.

I saw you being a pedant yesterday and wanted to join in.


EDIT: shit, shot down by Evan before I even posted. That's some forward thinking.
by Chris Twat
Mon May 11, 2009 11:06 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread
Replies: 17392
Views: 1516816

Got it on ebay, it only cost me like 2p, bargain.
by Chris Twat
Mon May 11, 2009 9:22 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread
Replies: 17392
Views: 1516816

The key to ebay is buying shit that nobody else wants. Then you're onto a winner. I got a fucking £75 parking ticket the other day, mental. All because I parked in a Wickes car park at night for a few hours. According to the internets I can get out of it by claiming it wasn't me. Fuck you private pa...
by Chris Twat
Fri May 01, 2009 12:41 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread
Replies: 17392
Views: 1516816

Image
by Chris Twat
Fri May 01, 2009 12:35 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The TV Thread
Replies: 551
Views: 63105

Gerry wrote:It's good to be black
by Chris Twat
Fri May 01, 2009 12:35 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread
Replies: 17392
Views: 1516816

I went to scratch my balls a minute ago but got my finger caught on my trousers, when I got it free my hand jerked down and actually cut my ballbag. Safe to say this is one of the more painful and humiliating of my experiences. So I thought I'd let some strangers know about it. In short, don't scrat...
by Chris Twat
Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:34 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread
Replies: 17392
Views: 1516816

My morning has been unexpectedly pleasant. After having to pull out of a weekend break to Portugal due to being ill, I was in a pretty bleak mood. My mood was however lifted no end by a completely out of the blue and rather generous tax refund from the DWP for 455 quid! Amazing. Probably for the be...
by Chris Twat
Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:57 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: LETS BE HONEST WHO SHUD BE BANED
Replies: 46
Views: 12672

I think you've got to wipe sitting down. It conserves a lot of energy and feels somehow slightly more refined.

Imagine if somebody saw you wiping your ass while standing up, you'd look like a right specimen.
by Chris Twat
Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:36 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread
Replies: 17392
Views: 1516816

I find it amusing that she looks like a horse.

I also hate her freakishly toned and muscular body and her stupid face. She needs to grow old gracefully.

Bitch.
by Chris Twat
Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:54 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Now listening to thread
Replies: 8371
Views: 840045

The new Sonic Boom Six album. I was pretty dubious about the whole concept album thing but it's turned out fairly well. I'm not disappointed.

If anyone wants me to upload it let me know.