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by Chris Twat
Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:55 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread
Replies: 17392
Views: 1499401

Shitface.

I'll buy you a pint, no, 2 pints, if you show me a drivers license with the first name Shitface.
by Chris Twat
Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:12 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Introduce Yourself
Replies: 2426
Views: 365798

boom wrote:
Rubber_Soul wrote:hahahaha boom boom
yeah basil brush would have been far more credible...or i could have just said it came from banging foxy knoxy

(basil was a fox wasnt he?...i had to google it to check it wasnt a f*cking dog)
no need to censor your swears mate
by Chris Twat
Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:22 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread
Replies: 17392
Views: 1499401

teamescape wrote:
Kenny wrote:'lol'.

Nice to have you on board.
It's lovely to be on board.
by Chris Twat
Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:01 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread
Replies: 17392
Views: 1499401

Well I beg pardon your majesty. I'm dreadfully sorry that my taste in humour doesn't live up to your expectations.
by Chris Twat
Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:47 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread
Replies: 17392
Views: 1499401

Absolutely spectacular.

This is one of my favourites;

Image
by Chris Twat
Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:29 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Introduce Yourself
Replies: 2426
Views: 365798

And you Miss Mae. :D
by Chris Twat
Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:59 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread
Replies: 17392
Views: 1499401

It's a far more productive way to spend your time. And it tends to make a guy less angry.
by Chris Twat
Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:52 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread
Replies: 17392
Views: 1499401

And The Sun, The Star and News of the World will just have pictures of tits.
by Chris Twat
Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:47 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread
Replies: 17392
Views: 1499401

I'm sure the Daily Mail will manage to pin it on immigrants.
by Chris Twat
Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:34 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread
Replies: 17392
Views: 1499401

I noticed on the front page of The Sun today it says about her mum "She lost her beautiful daughter." and some crap magazine paid tribute to "the amazing life of Jade Goody". By no means could she be described as beautiful, she looks like a pig and she certainly did not have an amazing life. She was...
by Chris Twat
Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:00 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Introduce Yourself
Replies: 2426
Views: 365798

Thank you kindly. I thought it was fitting.
by Chris Twat
Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:40 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Introduce Yourself
Replies: 2426
Views: 365798

Alright, my name's Chris and I'm a bit of a twat, hence the name.

I like Frank Turner and Million Dead and all that business and I needed something to keep me entertained at work, and so I joined up here. Banging.