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by martin
Mon Aug 09, 2010 1:24 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread
Replies: 17392
Views: 1486937

the only issue now is having to do it through inches of mud and then take on a 20-odd piece obstacle course.




'piece of piss'.
by martin
Mon Aug 09, 2010 1:13 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread
Replies: 17392
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Is this in anticipation of travelling and planned? Good result Saturday yeh, although i suspect it'd feel even better if it were a spur of the moment 'get me out of this hellhole' type of thing. absolutely bossed it - unlucky not to score about 6. going back a bit, i'd have thought probably about 4...
by martin
Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:52 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread
Replies: 17392
Views: 1486937

just handed in my notice.

fucking decent.
by martin
Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:46 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread
Replies: 17392
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a mate of mine.

fucking ridiculously good at playing cricket.



72 all out. forfeit our innings and bowl them out again.
by martin
Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:31 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread
Replies: 17392
Views: 1486937

to be honest, the amount they charge in this country, it's not worth buying tickets for any test match. especially when the opposition insist on the game being over by lunchtime on the first day. http://www.cricinfo.com/ci/content/player/38994.html genuinely better than the fucking dogshit turning o...
by martin
Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:12 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread
Replies: 17392
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somehow completely forgot about the test.

well batted.

fucking hell, at this rate my club are in danger of losing our overseas player to the pakistan team.
by martin
Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:12 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread
Replies: 17392
Views: 1486937

OOOOOOOOH........go on then..........
by martin
Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:09 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread
Replies: 17392
Views: 1486937

Never injured myself in a door. Caught the belt loops of my trousers on the door handle loads of times though. Fucking annoying. Sometimes, just sometimes, I think your posts are subtle yet pretty genius humour. I'm going to cling to that. genuinely never caught any item of clothing on a door handl...
by martin
Thu Aug 05, 2010 12:36 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread
Replies: 17392
Views: 1486937

sounds like you'd have walked into the door even if it was closed. better take all the doors off.
by martin
Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:16 am
Forum: Ask Me
Topic: Springsteen
Replies: 202
Views: 39644

tunnel of love was the first ever album i bought. got it on vinyl for £1. reading library. bargain. That was the first tour I saw him on. 1987 I believe. Kind of s shit album retrospectively. the artwork alone was worth £1. http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/b/bruce-springsteen/album-tunnel-of-love.j...
by martin
Thu Aug 05, 2010 8:25 am
Forum: Ask Me
Topic: Springsteen
Replies: 202
Views: 39644

tunnel of love was the first ever album i bought. got it on vinyl for £1. reading library. bargain.
by martin
Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:15 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: All new misheard song lyrics
Replies: 338
Views: 58978

risks.
by martin
Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:50 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread
Replies: 17392
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my favourite DDDM was the one with that little drug smuggler bloke, who, despite his prolific criminal past, didn't seem to actually be that dangerous. best bits: 1) when danny dyer announces "FACK ME HE'S GIVEN ME THE SLIP" whilst the camera pans to the "dangerous man" casually strolling off somew...
by martin
Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:21 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: All new misheard song lyrics
Replies: 338
Views: 58978

'we have romance in our wrists'.
by martin
Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:24 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread
Replies: 17392
Views: 1486937

LOL shane ward. to be fair, it did look fucking rough house. other highlights - dyer getting dressed up in swat gear, running about 200 metres and then stopping for a sick; dyer getting punched in the jaw by someone a bit tough; dyer getting dressed up as a bouncer and getting slagged off to his fac...