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by martin
Thu Nov 03, 2011 12:58 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread
Replies: 17392
Views: 1486003

http://newburytoday.co.uk/News/Article. ... leID=18257

Oops.

This guy was my tutor/drama teacher for about five years. Used to 'help' me out when i was in the pub under age.
by martin
Wed Nov 02, 2011 9:43 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The "Everything Is Shit" Thread
Replies: 984
Views: 80897

Congrats Martin - Think you're staying out there for good then? After the amount of time and money that i've just invested in landscaping the back yard, i've got absolutely no intention to move anywhere for a while! Honestly can't quite believe how much life has changed since i left England last se...
by martin
Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:51 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The "Everything Is Shit" Thread
Replies: 984
Views: 80897

faaaaaaaaaaacking hell bodger. congratulations. i may also need to have a whirlwind romance at some point relatively soon if the 'get married by 30' life plan is going to come to fruition. i turned 25 yesterday. good job i'm off to thailand on monday, there will be no shortage of willing brides the...
by martin
Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:38 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The "Everything Is Shit" Thread
Replies: 984
Views: 80897

Yep. The last 12-15 months have been somewhat crazy but genuinely couldn't be any happier. The funny thing is, I recently got turned down for a phone contract due to not being a permanent resident of 'Strayia. Edit - obviously, the other funny thing is posting this in a thread called 'everything is ...
by martin
Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:33 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Jimmy Kimmel Live
Replies: 4
Views: 922

Frank seems very angry these days I'm not sure...
by martin
Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:30 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The "Everything Is Shit" Thread
Replies: 984
Views: 80897

Pete wrote:Moving in with my in-laws for potentially up to a year, god fucking saves me.
Fucking hell. How well do you get on with them? I hope for your sake that the answer to that is 'pretty fucking well'.


In other 'in-law' type news, in just about two weeks time I'll be a married man. Fucking hell.
by martin
Fri Oct 21, 2011 2:11 am
Forum: Ask Me
Topic: "Occupy" protests
Replies: 32
Views: 5792

What the fuck is wrong with people? Just sit down and shut up. How many of these bellends are genuinely affected by what they're standing against? http://occupymelbourne.org/about/ Fucking ridiculous. Seem to have quite conveniently ignored the fact that the Australian economy is actually just about...
by martin
Tue Oct 11, 2011 10:24 pm
Forum: Ask Me
Topic: My First Frank Gig
Replies: 108
Views: 13838

that was some Halloween million dead fancy dress gig. fairly sure i had a brief chat with him in the pub bit of the venue earlier in the evening, when i was dressed completely normally. later strolling out of a toilet wearing a home made 'yourcodenameis:milo' spoof t-shirt, taped on beard, wig and ...
by martin
Sat Oct 08, 2011 9:10 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The "Everything Is Shit" Thread
Replies: 984
Views: 80897

fairly glad i'll be in ecuador peru and bolivia after christmas, it looks as if you can buy a house for a few quid in south america. how much is a pint in australia? might just have to drink 'goon' A pint will set you back anywhere between about $8 and $12, so about 5-8 quid. Very nearly fell over ...
by martin
Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:50 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The "Everything Is Shit" Thread
Replies: 984
Views: 80897

standard places. cairns, whitsundays, surfers paradise (where i fully intend to tell the authorities that they're missing an apostrophe), byron bay, fraser island, sydney. i doubt that's in the correct north to south order though. somewhat alarmed by the things i've heard about how expensive austra...
by martin
Thu Oct 06, 2011 12:49 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY Thread
Replies: 17392
Views: 1486003

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CPHnZV0K-k

Fucking ridiculous

The blonde kid singing is my best mate's nephew and the video was shot at the local beer festival on Saturday. In the time since, they've had to employ a secretary to take all the calls from the media.
by martin
Thu Oct 06, 2011 12:07 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The "Everything Is Shit" Thread
Replies: 984
Views: 80897

where are you again? Gisborne, Macedon Ranges - about 50k north of Melbourne. Fairly decent place to have ended up. how's that come about? i'm flying into caaaaaaIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIrns on november 21st, flight back to the UK from syndey on the 22nd of december. one of the people i'm going with is a...
by martin
Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:13 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The "Everything Is Shit" Thread
Replies: 984
Views: 80897

Currently travelling a 200k round trip every day for a job i utterly fucking despise and am desperate to quit. Unortunately, quitting may well mean having to leave the country and leaving behind my girlfriend, who i live with. Fuck sake. where are you again? Gisborne, Macedon Ranges - about 50k nor...
by martin
Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:01 pm
Forum: Ask Me
Topic: My First Frank Gig
Replies: 108
Views: 13838

fairly sure i was also wearing a beanie cap, i.e. overall, i looked like a bit of a cunt. did you not actually turn up to a show dressed as frank? that was some Halloween million dead fancy dress gig. fairly sure i had a brief chat with him in the pub bit of the venue earlier in the evening, when i...
by martin
Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:45 am
Forum: Ask Me
Topic: My First Frank Gig
Replies: 108
Views: 13838

greg wrote: fairly sure i was also wearing a beanie cap, i.e. overall, i looked like a bit of a cunt.
did you not actually turn up to a show dressed as frank?