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by Duke St King
Sun Aug 28, 2011 2:14 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Who were the first band you saw live?
Replies: 243
Views: 30776

Motorhead + Anthrax. Manchester Apollo. 13th October 2002. Kiss - was that a fun show? I've always wanted to see them... they seem like they put on an entertaining show. It is definitely an entertaining show, although musically a little unstable. Paul Stanley's voice can't handle it any more. I have...
by Duke St King
Sat Jul 30, 2011 7:12 pm
Forum: Gigs
Topic: Addistock! It's Back!!!
Replies: 157
Views: 22266

October 8th is very tempting. If I can get there, I definitely will. Fucking do it Mullen. Get the other one on board too. Assuming that I'll be able to put up with the CUNT, yes. Just because I'm not on here very often doesn't give you license to talk about me like I don't know you're doing the ta...
by Duke St King
Sat Jul 16, 2011 2:24 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Introduce Yourself
Replies: 2426
Views: 352236

Mulleno wrote:My name is Owen.
Owen is from Portsmouth.
Owen likes music.

Owen says Hello.
Yeah, I fucking know.
by Duke St King
Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:20 pm
Forum: Ask Me
Topic: "Celebrity" Fans
Replies: 111
Views: 16468

I heard Ray Quinn is a fan.

I didn't really. I just really wanted to use "Ray Quinn" in a sentence.
by Duke St King
Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:05 pm
Forum: Ask Me
Topic: Davy Jones - but which one?
Replies: 14
Views: 2612

Sea legend. I choose to ignore this and carry on my initial belief that it is directed at Davey Jones from The Monkees. Mainly because I find the whole idea fucking hilarious. If you could write a genuine song about one of the Monkees, that would be swell. Write it about the one whose mum invented ...
by Duke St King
Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:46 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: All new misheard song lyrics
Replies: 338
Views: 59017

Laura? wrote:In I Am Disappeared, I always think the line is going to be "and by the roadside, with my tongue out..." which never fails to provide a somewhat hilarious mental image.
I get a different unnecessary mental image during "I Am Disappeared", when he says "we pull off".

Damn my childish mind.
by Duke St King
Tue Jun 21, 2011 2:13 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: All new misheard song lyrics
Replies: 338
Views: 59017

Dubras3 wrote:"It's written clear in my diarrhea..."
Was literally about to say that. Was just checking the thread before posting it again.

It's the emphasis on clear coupled with the way he pronounces DI-A-RY...
by Duke St King
Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:19 am
Forum: Ask Me
Topic: Springsteen
Replies: 202
Views: 39685

The change was made uptown when the Big Man joined the band
From the coastline to the city all the little pretties raise their hands
I'm gonna sit back right easy and laugh
When Scooter and The Big Man bust the city in half...


RIP, the biggest man I've ever seen...
by Duke St King
Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:14 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The "Everything Is Shit" Thread
Replies: 984
Views: 81103

I'm gonna get a picture of someone wanking, blow it up so it's about the size of a door and then paste it onto my neighbours' front door. That way whenever they enter or leave the house, they will remember that they are wankers.
by Duke St King
Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:37 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The "Everything Is Shit" Thread
Replies: 984
Views: 81103

Rob.S wrote:
Also, RE: Keanu.

Image
It's uncanny.
by Duke St King
Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:22 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The "Everything Is Shit" Thread
Replies: 984
Views: 81103

Hopefully they won't replace him with another actor. That never, ever works. Yea...I always prefer it when actors are replaced by something inanimate. Like a large plank of wood. It sounds implausible, but little did you know that they use a plank of wood as Keanu Reeves' stand-in in every movie he...
by Duke St King
Tue Jun 14, 2011 1:04 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The "Everything Is Shit" Thread
Replies: 984
Views: 81103

This guy who comes into work on a Tuesday afternoon smells EXACTLY like a sewage pipe that has been poorly disinfected with cheap shampoo. And yes, I do have experience of what that would smell like.
by Duke St King
Mon Jun 13, 2011 2:51 pm
Forum: Ask Me
Topic: Springsteen
Replies: 202
Views: 39685

So I hear...genuinely gutted (not as much as he is, obviously).

Hope he recovers soon. I know he's been really ill on the last few tours.
by Duke St King
Mon Jun 13, 2011 2:40 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The "Everything Is Shit" Thread
Replies: 984
Views: 81103

Everyone I work with is a cunt. Bar about 3 of them who are just about palatable. But only just.

Why can't people stop being shit? The human race: one elongated fuck up.
by Duke St King
Mon Jun 13, 2011 2:33 pm
Forum: Gigs
Topic: November tour
Replies: 368
Views: 37908

Laura? wrote:Glasgow and Manchester for me, I reckon.
HA! Classic Laura!

(Private joke...anyone who isn't Laura shaddap you face. And Laura can shaddap you face too. Just because)

In all seriousness...Manchester.